the place between dreams and reality

girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

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　friendly reminder that iron man three starts filming today

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catholicnun:

Wow look at all the notes!

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Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

tomlinsarse:

what

my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time

just

the fuck

Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

octopirecipes:

THE HAWKNEST IS COMPLETE.

iamdeadanyway:

The guys of The Hunger Games (The girls)

sophiecaley:

Johnny Depp at Jimmy Kimmel

“This is your game, your life. And, guess what, time is running out.”